Tuesday, November 28, 2006

How do Sabres Fans get back at the Canes for last year......Fantasy Hockey


My friends recently signed up for Fantasy Hockey, don't ask me why but you know your from Buffalo when all your friends refuse to pick any player from the Canes' because of last year. The hatred for the Canes' in Buffalo has cooled but anytime the Sabres play them we get them good, it kinda feels like the little brother that was loved more than you growing up and getting back at them by kicking the shit out of them in front of their girlfriend ( i.e. the Stanley Cup). My friend, Cole in the last round had to pick one player and with all his energy he couldn't help it but he picked Eric Staal, he still stuffs socks in his mouth at night and quivers at the pick he choose.

Monday, November 27, 2006

My first kid will be named Teppo


It was nice to see that the Sabres can still take care of opponents the hard way. I'm pretty sure Kevin Weekes' job is a back up for a while after the great game Henrick had.
I was double-treated that night to the commercials on MSG, if you have family troubles, no car insurance,
love Matthew Modine, have vericous veins and like to run without a bra then the commercials
on MSG will slove all your problems. Carl Russo some guy thats on our local radio station tells about how he had vericous veins and how to treat them i counted, the commercial ran 7 times last week in a Sabres game( by the way the website for that is www.veinsveinsveins.com. for anyone that does have veins like that or need a sick picute to make you friend throw up too. Hey watch out also for the beard of bees clip, what the fuck does that even relate to Car insurance Gieco. Also Aqua this new Blue Cross Medical Insurance thing keeps showing a girl run with no bra I asked my bra friend expert Natalie and she whispered to me no the girl isn't wearing one.
P.S. to Pizza Hut make sure the kids aren't little assholes in the next commerical cause I would've beaten them if I came home and they whined about what they got. ( Dane Cook: My father would beat me with a Toaster) My favorite though is MSG they've been showing this series the 50 greatest moments in MSG and looks all stupid but wait can it be...... it's hosted by Matthew Modine now I wouldn't have watched it but since you said Modine was in it I'll give it a try.

Next up is who the Devils...nope.....Stars.....nope......The Ducks.....nope it's the Rangers again Thanks Gary Bettmen for making the schdule real interesting keeping the best teams in hockey away from each other until the playoffs YA DICK

GO SABRES